What to do on a tuesday afternoon

Listening to : You and Me - Lifehouse

A random rant-fest on Chinese.
(the old English version)

tune of a soundless music says (5:47 PM):
thou got good taste, ahahahaha.
Abigail says (5:48 PM):
thou art honoured by that compliment from thee
tune of a soundless music says (5:49 PM):
thou art most graciously welcome.
Abigail says (5:49 PM):
hahaha
Abigail says (5:50 PM):
how hast thy's days been progressing?
tune of a soundless music says (5:51 PM):
it hast been much breathless with so many trainings, and other things.
tune of a soundless music says (5:51 PM):
what about thee?
Abigail says (5:52 PM):
thy days hast been very much pleasant,save for Chinese lessons.
tune of a soundless music says (5:54 PM):
thou hast made a good joke; what is wrong with Chinese lessons, my child(HAHAHA!)?
Abigail says (5:55 PM):
alas,a better question is to ask if there is a matter which is not wrong with Chinese!
Abigail says (5:56 PM):
Chinese is,pardon thou bluntness and crudeness,screwed.
tune of a soundless music says (5:58 PM):
ah, my child, thy could say that Chinese is an acquired language.
Abigail says (5:59 PM):
a language which,if thou had a choice,thou would rather not acquire.
tune of a soundless music says (6:00 PM):
ah! time hast made a laughing stock of ourselves, mainland china hast now become so popular that us Singaporeans hast no choice but to learn Chinese.
Abigail says (6:02 PM):
thy fellow Singaporeans are thus forced into such horrible predicaments !
Abigail says (6:03 PM):
pity thy sad state of current affairs.
tune of a soundless music says (6:05 PM):
aye, aye.
tune of a soundless music says (6:06 PM):
hear!
Abigail says (6:07 PM):
i shall sob at our world's negligence of thy children's interests.
Abigail says (6:07 PM):
of which Chinese does not play a part.
tune of a soundless music says (6:07 PM):
certainly, certainly.
tune of a soundless music says (6:07 PM):
thou hast the wisdom of the world - or even more so.
Abigail says (6:08 PM):
hear,hear!

There's more.
But we'll save that for another time.
Anyway.
"With You" has become just a lie,now.