Because my LJ is lagging like craaaap.
And WenJun's answers were damn funny.
So I wondered what I would say,just for fun.


1. What if my ex says "Why did you let me go?"
Why did YOU let me go asshole?

2. What if my ex says "I still love you..."
Aw,so sweet.Okay.Thanks.

3. What if my ex says "When did we last talk?"
What do you call this!?

4. What if my ex says "Will you go out with me?"
Today? Sure. You can treat me to a movie if you like.

5. What if my ex says "Do you still love me?"
Like a fat kid love donuts. Sometime. Maybe. IDK. Maybe. No. Yes. IDK. Maybe.

6. What if my ex says "I cannot keep my promise to you"
Yeah well duh.

7. What if my ex says "My friends say we don't look good together"
We're not aesthetically pleasing to their eyes? So what.

8. What if my ex says "You have changed!"
Yeah. I dumped a loser and got my life back.

9. What if my ex says "Can we get back together?"
We can when you've lost your memory and we're technically on our first date.

10. What if my ex says "Oh, I know what this is all about. You found someone else
Yeah.We were playing hide-and-seek.

11. What if my ex says "Don't you realize? You are the one who hurt me!"
I did realise.

12. What if my ex says "How can you forget our memories?"
Yeah,all the bad ones right?

13. What if my ex says "I will always love you"
Until the next girl comes along.Jangjangjang.

14. What if my ex says "Would you die for our love?"
We're not even together.

15. What if my ex says "You jump, I jump...Remember?"
CHEESY. You jump and act as my cushion.TY.

16. What if my ex says "Kiss me to break the curse if I sleep for a hundred years"
Kiss la. Fun what.

17. What if my ex says "What's the difference between me and you?"
Its all in the genes.

18. What if my ex says "I saw you last night with your girlfriend"
And now you know the reason we broke up.I'm homosexual.

19. What if my ex says "Without me, your life wouldn't be complete"
And you'll forever be an unfinished equation.So sad.

20. What if my ex says "Why are you doing this to me!"
I feel like it.